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- In Which I Continue My Last Train of Thought
- Handwrought Dueling Pistols, Curare, and Tropical Fish
- In Search of the Mad One Who Capitalized His Name
- Hulk Smashed!
- Random Recipe
- What the Hell?
- Caesar, 'tis Strucken Eight.
- Whoever Has That Stamp On His Hand Is Insane
- The People Fought the Leader and Up He Flew
- With ||||¦¦ Comes Great Responsibility
May 2006
- Come See the Violence Inherent in the System!
- Able Was I Ere I Saw Elba
- In "Honour" of the Long-Weekend
- I Don't Think He's Running For President, But He Might Be Running For Arch-Druid
- Conspiracy Theory Time
- MARSHA ATE GINA
- And Now, A Brief Interruption
- My Garden Has Crabs!
- When I Don't Hear Any Complaints, I Take It To Mean Everything's Fine
- Book-Related Request
- (Insert Fantastic Fables Reference Here)
- Nyce bootes. Wanna swyve?
- An Impassioned — But Likely Hopeless — Plea
- You're Asking Me To Believe In Thinking Meat?
April 2006
- There's a Silver Stream Laid Across the Sky
- La La La! I Can't Hear You!
- Where's Bierce When You Need Some Really Good Political Lampooning?
- Celebrity-Centric Entry No. Something
- A Funny Thing Happened…
- Insert Well-Known Cultural Reference Here
- Take Note; I Likely Will Never Do This Again
- Tag! You're It!
- One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others
- Quick, Fetch Me Some Absinthe and My Snuff Box
- …And Now, a Man on a Horse
- Syndication Information
- Yet More Crime Talk!
- More Movie Talk
- I Think I Need to Formulate My Thoughts Better (Movie-Related Entry)
- Butter Tart Recipe, Attempt #2
- Because Somedays You Just Feel Like Including Eye-Candy
- Of Interest to Probably Just About No One
- Won't Somebody Please Think of the Children?!
- Vroom. Screech. Thwump.
March 2006
- Random Politics Link
- Butter Tart Recipe Attempt #1
- It's Like the First Robin, But With More Swearing
- I See You've Played Knifey-Spoony Before
- Important Note:
- Titles Are Hard
- Excuse Me While I Go All Fan-Boy For A Moment…
- Pickelhaubes and Teddy-Bears
- Concerning, in Parts, the Author from Arragon
- *Urp*
- Paddlin' the School Canoe?
- Generic Film-Related Entry Title
- Freaky
- Schadenfruede
February 2006
January 2006
- Entry Title? I Don't Need to Show You Any Stinkin' Entry Title!
- Book Database Stats
- *Gag!*
- We're All On So Many Drugs With the Curtains Drawn
- You're a Bedtime Story — the One That Keeps the Curtains Closed
- It Really Ties the Room Together
- Well, There's Spam, Egg, Sausage, and Spam; That's Not Got Much Spam In It
- Twenty Mattresses and Twenty Eider-Down Beds
- They Had 500 Years of Democracy and Peace, and What Did That Produce?
- And Goebbels Has No B'lls At All!
- I'm All Out of Bird Puns
- A Murder Most Fowl
- It's Always In The Last Place You Look
- It's Like There's a Party in My Mouth, and Everyone's Vomiting
December 2005
- Displeasure
- Small Survey
- Human See, Human Do
- The Tomb Of Pan
- You'll Find Out When You Grow Up That Big Bird Isn't Funny
- And If I Am Elected, I Promise the Formation of a New Party, a Third Party, a Wild Party!
- La Befana Vien di Notte Con le Scarpe Tutte Rotte
- For Science!
- What We Have Come To
- The Grapes Are Sour, And Not Ripe As I Thought
- Aah! Reverse vampires! Reverse vampires!
- Sister, I Need Wine
- Compromise
- If the Future Isn't Bright, At Least It's Colourful
- Make Your Own Damn "In Soviet Russia…" Joke
November 2005
- I Saw Flashes, You Saw the Pan
- Well, I'm Pissed
- - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. .... / .-. . .-.. .- - . -.. / . -. - .-. -.--
- The Three Tall Sons
- Built Then Burnt
- The Stars Are
RightWrong - The Messengers
- Holy Smokes! You Need Booze!
- Richard Nixon's Back Again
- Don't… Don't… Don't… Don't Believe the Hype
- Filler
- The Song Of The Blackbird
- Nature And Time
- Anne, Sister Anne, Do You See Nobody Coming?
October 2005
- Tell Him About the Twinkie
- For Yooooooooooooooooooooooou!
- The Return Of The Exiles
- Oops! I Forgot to Tell a Joke!
- Lobster Salad
- The Alpha and the Omega
- (He Can Talk! He Can Talk!)
- When You Wake You're Still in a Dream
- Furrow-Maker
- And You, You Can Read Me Anything
- Tales to Astound
- La La La La La La
- The Mist
- All of God's Creatures, They All Gotta Die
- This is Just a Perpendicular Line to the Grain
- It's Full of Charts, and Facts, and Figures, and Instructions for Dancing
- And These Are Not The Elysian Fields
- The Trouble In Leafy Green Street
September 2005
- And You Can Send Me Dead Flowers Every Morning
- The Reward
- Do Not Run, Tasty Children
- Occasionally, I Post a Celebrity-Centric Entry
- The Sphinx In Thebes (Massachusetts)
- It's Official: There Is A God
- You'd Do It For Randolph Scott
- The Lonely Idol
- Today She Took a Train to the West
- Ah, Yes: Ghardak!
- The Food Of Death
- Dogs and Cats Living Together
August 2005
July 2005
- How The Enemy Came To Thlūnrāna
- Lighten Up, Francis!
- We Now Resume Our Regularly Scheduled Program, Already In Progress
- Spring In Town
- Three-D, Super Colossal Motion Picture
- The Return Of Song
- An Ugly Little Bug, With Beady Little Eyes
- That's Right, All The Tea
- A Moral Little Tale
- Or At Least Wildly Inaccurate
- Alone The Immortals
June 2005
- Freude, schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium
- It's Not The Heat, It's The Humidity
- Whoops.
- The True History Of The Hare And The Tortoise
- I Promise Not To Make A Habit Out Of This
- Title Goes Here (Maybe)
- Yom-yom-yooom, Ze Chocolad!
- A Mistaken Identity
- They Try; Man, How They Try!
- I'm Becoming… Brundlefly.
- She Got A TV Eye On Me
- The Storm
- I Don't Like Sand. It's Coarse And Rough And Irritating And It Gets Everywhere.
- Gerond Withoutitude Form Into Formless Bloit, Why Not Then? Moose.
- This Entry Needs A Better Title
- Arise Ye Workers From Your Slumbers
- The Dream Of King Karna-Vootra
May 2005
April 2005
- I Catcha On To Why-A-Horse, Why-A-Chicken, Why-A-This, Why-A-That. I No Catch On To Why-A-Duck
- I'm Speechless…
- The Songless Country
- On Having Just Finished Jade Empire
- The Worm And The Angel
- It's Official
- There Be PDFs Ahead!
- The Unpasturable Fields
- RAM Upgrade
- Zee Stupidity! Eet Astounds Me!
- Logic Quiz
- Penny For The Poor, Guv'ner?
- The Little City
March 2005
- Time And The Tradesman
- Good News, Everyone! I've Taught The Toaster To Feel Love!
- The Prayer Of The Flowers
- We Work Hard. We Play Hard.
- Death And The Orange
- Javascript Required
- If There's A Steady Paycheck In It, I'll Believe Anything You Say
- Your Grandpa Takes The Funnies Pretty Seriously
- Death And Odysseus
February 2005
January 2005
- Does This House Have A Basement?
- The Hen
- God D--- Mother F---ing Piece of F---ing S---
- The Sphinx At Gizeh
- Brain Dead Security Design
- Touchingly Pathetic
- The Death of Pan
- Well, There's Spam, Egg, Sausage, And Spam. That's Not Got Much Spam In It.
- Charon
- And That Shows That There Are Three Hundred And Sixty-Four Days When You Might Get Un-Birthday Presents
- TMI
- The Department of Redundancy and Repitiion
- HugeURL
- The Assignation
- My Project For 2005
December 2004
November 2004
- Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!
- Hic Sunt Dracones
- Baking Entry
- Wireless Troubleshooting
- Mozilla Tip Number… Uh… One!
- Imperious Caesar, Dead and Turn'd to Clay, Might Stop a Hole to Keep the Wind Away:
- 1 Part Gin, 3 Parts Tonic Water, Ice, and a Slice of Lemon
- Free From Moths, Silverfish, Rust and Dry-Rot, and Men With Matches
- What Else Is There To Think About, Except My Job, My Dirty Job?
- I Do, You're Lucky the Bar's Open to You
- Bush, Kerry, and… Vlad the Impaler?
October 2004
- A Special Halloween Post
- ybin: Blessing /dev/hda2 with Holy Penguin Pee...
- The Horror In The Mailbox
- I Am Mung!
- And That's Time. Pencils Down, Gentlemen
- Greedo Shot First? (Plus A Very Strange ICQ Spam)
- All That Seizin' Made Me Hungry
- Trivia
- There's A Law In New York State: Tuesdays, Thursdays, And Especially Saturdays
- Remember This Time, People: 80 Past 2, On April 47th. It's The Dawn Of A New Enlightenment
September 2004
- Forest Shade Play
- This Food Looks Kinda Funky, But It Tastes Kinda Fun-kay!
- USB 2.OOOOOOOOO God Yeah!
- Solomon Hercules Atlas Zeus Achilles Mercury
- If You Are Under The Age Of 18 Or Find This Photograph Offensive, Please Don't Look At It
- Engrish
- New Monitor Smell
- For Example: Amy, You're Cute, So I Baked You A Pony
August 2004
- Side Note:
- With Tuppence For Paper And String
- I Can't Make This Stuff Up
- Yeah, Too Quiet.
- Choco! Party! Good Good!
- Gentlemen, I Wouldn't Trust This Overgrown Pile Of Microchips Any Further Than I Can Throw It
- Random News Entry
- Tovarich Computer Reminds You To Have A Depressing Day
- We Have Met The Enemy And He Is Us
- Request
July 2004
- Sing Me A Song That Everybody Knows
- Public Service Announcement
- Whittle Yer Whiskey 'round Like Blazes. T'underin' Jaysus, D'ya Think I'm Dead?
- Peccavi
- Fuck You Student Loans
- I Love The Smell Of Cathod Ray Tubes In The Morning
- (For Extremely Large Values of One)
- If You Put Butter And Salt On It, It Tastes Like Salty Butter
- Well, Looks Like We Got Ourselves A Reader Here
- Are You Going To Marry A Carrot?
- Thunder Or Cannon Fire, It's All The Same To You. Adios, Blondie.
June 2004
- And We Shall See Just How Interesting Mr. Martin Finds The Idea Of Porportional Representation
- But If You Don't Get The President Of The United States On That Phone, You Know What's Gonna Happen To You?
- But You Let In Homer Glumplich
- Last Call
- Really? Mine's "Grape". See Ya!
- Well, Thanks To The Internet, I'm Now Bored With Sex
- Nor Stony Tower, Nor Walls of Beaten Brass
- Le Petit Mort
- I Come To Bury Caesar, Not To Praise Him
- Thus We Play The Fools With Time
- Obey Wario! Destroy Mario!
May 2004
April 2004
- Pfeffa & Yona
- Creepy Cases
- Shut Up! Just Shut Up!
- Let Jesus Fuck You!
- Think of a Number, Don't Think of an Answer
- In the Middle of Our Street
- Here In The Tower of Song
- > conflicts 1a 2a 3a 4a
- Channelling the Spirit of Leroy Anderson
- Yet Another Gargantuan Effort to Move His Drinks Cabinet Six Inches Close to Berlin
- The Glass Is Too Bloody Big
- Did You Know That Betelgeuse Five Has Developed A Very Slight Eccentricy In Its Orbit?
March 2004
- And As For You, I Know Don't You But I'm Sure You're A Jerk!
- Further Observations
- Random Observations
- You, Sir, Are A Vulgarian
- Die Traumdeutung
- Oh, My Orchard!--My Sweet, Beautiful Orchard!
- Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
- This Is Merely A Test Of The Emergency Broadcasting System
- The Dead Have Risen, And Are Voting Republican!
- !
- Time For The Drum Solo!
- Would Have Stopped Rommel In His Tracks
- Have You Ever Been to Belgium In Fact?
February 2004
- I Think This Is Getting Needlessly Messianic
- Oh You Mean Xmas. You Must Be Using an Archaic Pronounciation.
- Just Under the Word "Emergency", Above the Word "System" and Beside the Sign Saying "Out of Order"
- Step Right Up! Step Right Up! Everyone's A Winner!
- Do You Think Death Could Possibly Be A Boat?
- What About Fucking… Fucking… Beethoven!?
- The State of the Network Address
- Egg Freckles?
- Am I Too Late For The 4:30 Autogyro?
- By Any Other Name
- Vagina Junction, What's Your Function?
- The Pipe-Cleaner Insect Returns!
- <Insert Generic Title Here>
January 2004
- This Never Happened To The Other Fella
- On The Other Side Of The Screen It All Looks So Easy
- Pyle!
- It Dices, Slices, Never Stops
- Things That Go 'Bump' In The Night
- Fruit Flies Like A Banana
- Willy, Willy, Harry, Steve
- For All Your Pounding Needs!
- All We Have To Do Is Go Down To The Pound And Get A New Jazzman
- You Want More Money, Of Course I Don't Mind
- To Sleep, Perchance to Dream
- It Varies From Person to Person
- I'm Movin' On Up Now
- Boats Against the Current, Borne Back Ceaselessly Into the Past
- And All The Rain Falls Down, Amen
December 2003
- They've Got Cars Big As Bars
- Merry Mall Driven, Competitive Present Swapping, Overindulgent Consumerism, Winter Holiday!
- More Trivia
- White Light / White Heat
- 2.6.0
- The Ice Age Is Coming, The Sun's Zooming In
- Music Is My Saviour
- My Head's Gonna Crack Like A Bank
- Random Stuff
- Odd Quotations
- Snowed In
- Commentless Entry Ho!
- Put Your Books Away; It's Pop Quiz Time.
- Public Service Announcement
November 2003
- Grumble Grumble
- Against All Better Judgement
- You May Now Commence Flaming Me
- The Weatherman Says "Fair," But He Looks Like A Lie
- I Lied
- It's A Thursday Entry Trifecta!
- Is Anyone Surprised?
- Pac-Man Fever!
- We Interrupt Your Usual Ranting To Bring You An Important Announcement
- Oldie But Goodie
- The Gender Genie!
- And Knowing Is Half The Battle
- Random Trivia
- Nicely Inconspicuous
- Death or Glory
- Waitin' For Its Cover To Be Blown
- Hiatus
October 2003
- Yippee.
- Holy Shit
- More Unscheduled Downtime
- I'm Gonna Let the Bad Times Roll
- R = 107, G = 107, B = 107
- Silly Quotations
- "I was ashamed quickly / By the salmon of the dusk"
- Warning! Long Whinge Filled Entry Approaching!
- Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim.
- If I Should Fall From Grace With God
- Early Morning Update
- Eep?
- As Seen Somewhere
- Every Dragging Handclap Over Every Dragging Beat
- Go Go Speed Racer?
- Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows!
- It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
- Impulse Purchases
- Happy Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown
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- Random Update
- You're So Vain, I Bet You Think This Post Is About You
- Click OK To Continue
- Paging All Insomniacs!
- Sick Again
- The Continuing Saga of 'I Must Be Crazy'
- I Must Be Crazy (Pt. II)
- Good News/Bad News
- Happy Happy Joy Joy!
- Ewww…Tofu Water.
- Beating My Head Against The Wall
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- Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
September 2003
- Waxing Nostalgic
- Damn You ImageMagick!
- What I Learnt On My
SummerAutumn Vacation - Roadrunner, Roadrunner. Going Faster Miles An Hour.
- First The Lights, Then The Collar Goes Up
- Beans
- Depart Then, Impious One. Depart, Accursed One. Depart With All Your Deceits
- Vacation Time
- Boring Friday Night Updates
- Fuck.
- 1000? 1024?
- Gettin' Off Me Lazy Arse
- This Entry Brought To You By Whingeing and Complaining
- I Must Be Crazy
- Brought To You By The Letters 'V' & 'I'
- Cleanup, Kernels, and Macs
- I Am Un Chien Andalusia
- 50th Entry Celebration Bonanza !
- Adventures in Editting
- "These people give Joe Stalin a good name"
- Doo dah! Doo dah!
- Moved! (Stress Testing Be Damned!)
- Signed In Triplicate, Sent In, Sent Back, Queried, Lost, Found, Subjected To Public Inquiry, Lost Again, And Finally Buried In Soft Peat And Recycled As Firelighters
- Dear Sir and/or Madam
- 84 packages upgraded, 23 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
- 'The wolf that to Ironwood follows the glittering god'
- Great Googily-Woogily!
- Great Three-Toed Sloth of Ice Planet Hoth!
- Mmmmm…
- 1.8026 x 1012 furlongs per fortnight
- Monkey Phone Call!
- Smoke. Acrid. Burning Eyes. Smoke. Pain.
August 2003
- Best. Denied Connection. Ever.
- "To wake the lazy war with trumpets' loud alarms"1
- …And the number 3.
- Site Statistics
- Watch The World Turn Day-Glo
- At Least I'll Get My Washing Done
- Bloody 'ell!
- Until Tomorrow, But That's Just Some Other Time
- Roll Me Under New Madrid
- Site Updates
- Stop Making Sense
- As The Sci-Fi Lullaby Starts To Build
- I've Got Silence On My Radio
- My Hindsight Got The Best Of Me
- Take Me Away To Nowhere Plains
- Stand Up Tall And Scream And Shout About It
- Generic Title
- Paper—Scissors—Rock Me Back To Sweet Serene
- Three Times Me Made A Yardstick
- We Are The Office Block Persecution Affinity
- I'm Television Sick And I'm Television Crazy
- See The Tidal Wave Of Disappointment
- Black & White Is Always Grey
- Are You Amplified To Rock?
- Everybody's Got Something To Hide (Except For Me & My Monkey)
- Don't Need No Politician, Tell Me Things I Ought To Be
- Is She Really Going Out With Him?
- Sing In Tune You Bastards!
- It's Wrong To Wish On Space Hardware
- I Have Been Dancing In The Penny Arcade
- I Believe You Are In League With The Butcher!
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