A Cage Went In Search Of A Bird

So it has been brought to my attention that July 3^rd marks the 125^th anniversary of Franz Kafka's birth.

I'd like to do something to celebrate this, but sitting around moping and eventually developing TB just doesn't seem that fun.  I'm open to suggestions if anyone has them.

(This is being posted far in advance, as I'm also open to suggestions that require a fair amount of preparation.)