Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

It's late, I don't have much to say, yet at the same time I feel like posting an entry. Guess what that means? You got it! It's miscellaneous link time!

Handy Latin Phrases — Because everyone needs to know how to say "I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear"^* at some point or another.

^* Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.