The Ice Age Is Coming, The Sun's Zooming In

What the bloody hell?  Hold off on the sinning folks; the Rapture Index may be falling, but according to the US National Oceanic and Atmosperhic Administration we are currently "hurling towards the sun".

And you thought meteorologists didn't have a sense of humour.  On the plus side, it appears that only Turney, Missouri is scehduled to meet a firey demise.

Update: Dammit!  They noticed and took it down.  Give me a moment or two, as I managed to save a copy.  And here it is!