Vagina Junction, What's Your Function?

In keeping with my habit of posting strange links that I come acorss in my travels, I present to you the ultimate in strange, odd, and &why the hell does that exist" consumer items.  Yes, that's right, we're talking about the one and only vulva puppet collection!  Available in such natural colours as green, blue, and leopard print, this wonderful performance item could be yours for 200 to 300 dollars.

While I mainly wonder who would pay that much money for these, a blurb on the site that states that it's wonderful for having "the talk" with your child makes me wonder one more thing: how do you have the talk without a penis puppet?

Today's title should be an easy one and is worth one point.