I'm Becoming… Brundlefly.

Spotted this on CBC's website today.  I knew Fredericton had a mosquito problem, but I didn't know it was quite this bad:

Bug killers the latest choice of thieves.

My personal favourite quote from the article:  "And I would submit as well there are probably a certain percentage of thieves that are stealing them because they don't like mosquitoes as well, but of course this isn't the proper and legal way to obtain a mosquito magnet."

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to take a bath in a tub of Off™.