The Stars Are RightWrong

From an AP article in The Globe and Mail:

"Thai Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra says he will not answer questions from reporters until next year because the alignment of the planets is not in his favour."

You have no idea how much I'd love to be able to do this.

"Would the defendent please tell the court just what he was doing dancing naked down Queen St. at 3 in the morning with a duck on his head?"

"Well, your Honour, I'd love to, but my astrologer tells me that the stars aren't right. Therefore it would be inauspicious for me to answer any questions at this moment."