Make Your Own Damn "In Soviet Russia…" Joke

Note to self: if a squirrel looks hungry, feed it!

From the Beeb (via Shan):  Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'.

"Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report. […]

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical. […]

Two notes: 1) although the story is currently unconfirmed, squirrels seem to be worse than crackheads when they can't get their fix, and 2) what is it with Russia and creatures eating other creatures they wouldn't normally?  (See also: Cannibalism)