That Is Not Dead Which Can Eternal Lie

Sometimes the stories just write themselves:

Putin quizzed on sex, drugs, 'giant octopus'

"Forget politics, oligarchs and Chechnya: What Russians really want to ask their leader is when he lost his virginity, when he will legalise marijuana and when a giant fictional octopus sleeping at the bottom of the ocean will awaken."

Not much more to say beyond what's in the article, except that this is why I've got little faith in using online surveys to find topics to ask famous people about.  Not that I'm not curious about the Russian plans to deal with his squidliness, but it's probably not going to do them any good anyways.

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!