1 Prairial CCXII (May 19, 2004)
You Will Find Happiness With A New Love
I went to a Chinese restaurant on Friday night, and I got the following fortune cookie:
To say that it is by far the oddest cookie that I have ever received would be an understatement. Not much else to say, this is just a placeholder while I work on a major entry for sometime early next week.
One point for the title, you know the drill.
Posted by g026r at 22:02
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Simpsons!!!
"We're all out of "You will find happiness with a new love"".
"Open up the "Stick with your wife barrell then"".
Or something to that effect.
Posted by Derek at 1 Prairial CCXII 23:14 (2004/05/19)
So?? Are you going to follow the career advice? Don't keep us in suspense!
Posted by peter at 2 Prairial CCXII 04:14 (2004/05/20)
That, sir, is harrassment. You'll be hearing from, uh, me about that. ; )
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Oh, and Derek, this is what snpp says is the exact wording:
Homer: [reading his fortune] "You will find happiness with a new love." [out loud] Aw, even the Chinese are against me. [sigh] What's the point? I can't fight fate. [In the kitchen...] Man 1: Hey, we're out of these "New Love" cookies. Man 2: Well, open up the "Stick With Your Wife" barrel. -- Episode 1F07, "The Last Temptation of Homer"
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