Are You Going To Marry A Carrot?

From the words you didn't need to know existed category: arborphilia, adj. ("är-b&r-'fi-lE-&) - obsession with and usually erotic interest in or stimulation by trees. (Derived from the Latin wordarbor, meaning tree, and the Greek philia, meaning friendship.)

I'm not sure exactly how I found this out, but it's probably best not to try and think about it.

One point.  It's an easy one.