24 Nivôse CCXIV (January 13, 2006)
Well, There's Spam, Egg, Sausage, and Spam; That's Not Got Much Spam In It
I am getting the strangest spam as of late. The one to most recently drop into my mailbox: "Samurai Stock Report." As far as I can figure, either that's the proper stock for those who follow the code of the warrior, or the CEO promises to disembowel himself honourably should the company not meet analysts' expectations.
I always find it very disconcerting when I get spam and I can't figure out what they're trying to sell. In fact, those spams are probably the most effective -- I'll read them in their entirety, and sometimes even google them to figure out what they are. Or they would be the most effective, but I generally never end up figuring them out.
Ooooh...trade you spam. Yours sound so much more fun than mine. Was it a Samurai Pizza Cat Stock Report by chance?










